Combine my goals of getting a 4.0 (taking 19 hrs), running a marathon by fall and working/volunteering a few hours a week what you have is very little free time. Friends, hopefully our relationships have deep roots because winter’s coming. Remind me every now and again that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. For those of you who won’t make it, sorry but I have dreams to pursue. 

• Volunteer/Become more altruistic
• Learn to ride horses by volunteering at a horse therapy place (bi-winning)
• Go skydiving
• Visit NYC/Philly
• Get a CHL & gun, or just a rifle
• 4.0 for the rest of my time at UTD
• Find an apprentice for the AMP editor position
• Go canoeing more
• Learn to take good video… my NYC footage sucks
• Learn to swim (excellent cross-training activity for… wait for it…)
• Run a marathon by fall 

le sigh

“… Shakespeare definitely” lulz. Too bad it’s a parody. 

theeworldisours:

psyduk:

rainbow-stalin:

nhipplez:

“you mean that god watches married people have sex?”
“god watches over everything”
“so we’re like porn for god? He watches us and he probably masturbates.”

omg HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

omg this was great omg.

well. 

(Source: damnthatswhack, via htmlwings)

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When I was a child everybody smiled, nobody knows me at all
Very late at night and in the morning light, nobody knows me at all

Now I got lots of friends, yes, but then again, nobody knows me at all 

Remember to medicate your personality daily. 

laughingsquid:

Medications For Winnie the Pooh Characters

(Source: danmeth.com)