Ex-Libris My Brain
Ask me anything
"I'm building the world myself and putting new hats on everybody one by one... Before I go out I'm gonna have people in tutus, cops wearing sombreros, stockbrokers with viking hats, priests with panties on their heads. In the world I'm building, everybody shouts hello to everybody else from their car windows. People have speakers attached to their chests that pour out music so you can tell from a distance what mood they're in, and they won't be too chicken to get naked when the rain comes."
"God could not be reached for comment by press time, because, a spokesman says, he was helping a baseball player hit a game-winning home run, giving an old churchgoing lady the winning lottery numbers, making sure that a plane made it through the turbulence okay, helping someone survive a heart attack, and also, just for fun, creating a new animal that’s like a cross between a leopard and an alligator."
God Caught Backing Multiple GOP Candidates for
President
(via chrischoi)
And this is why I hate it when I ask someone why God’s justice is so skewed and they say that it’s for his glory or that he willed it.
Don’t pity me for going on a semi-disbelieving rant. God willed it.
(via theatlantic)
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Obviously, God loves creating delusions of grandeur in the feeble minded… just for the fun of it. I wish he’d spare us...
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